[Intro]
[clean funky electric guitar, syncopated muted strums]
[bass guitar enters with melodic slides]
Hmm, yeah

[Verse 1]
[male tenor vocals]
I was out in Pittsburgh, she was trying to get me
Looking nothing like her picture, she was trying to catfish me
Had to go Bad Boy Mike Lowrey go undercover
You had the nerve to try and play a brother
There's a lot of pretty girls out here in the Steel City
Next time try Jesus, please don't try me

[Chorus]
[vocal harmonies enter, Rhodes piano stabs]
Now I believe in miracles, yes I do (yes I do)
But this photo ain't no ways you [falsetto]
I might be faded but I'm not blind
Baby I can see, you can show me one thousand times
Still don't believe [vocal run]
Crazy, you tried to trick me
So crazy, caught you trying to catfish me

[Verse 2]
[drums continue with crisp snare]
Pulled up downtown where the three rivers is at
Told her let's meet over by the bridge down in the back
Said she had braids and a little waist in that picture
[bass fills]
Got to slow down on this liquor
Now I'm standing by the water like damn, damn
I got to come up with an exit plan
I seen some baddie in the 'Burgh, stop playing
Thought she was a ten from the picture she was sending
She was just straight pretending, lying from the beginning
You tried to play me but it's cool

[Chorus]
[full arrangement, layered harmonies]
Now I believe in miracles, yes I do (yes I do)
But this photo ain't no ways you [falsetto]
I might be faded but I'm not blind
Baby I can see, you can show me one thousand times
Still don't believe
Crazy, you tried to trick me
So crazy, caught you trying to catfish me

[Outro]
[guitar fades with rhythmic scratching]
[vocal ad-libs fade]